• Home
  • Sport
  • Culture
  • Politics
  • General news
one eyed cantab thinking about Crusaders losing, surrounded by the matrix

One Eyed Cantab Convinced There’s Been A Glitch In The Matrix After Second Straight Crusaders Loss

Read More »
Golriz Gharaman with police in background.

TIME SAVER: Golriz Asked To Make A List Of Shops She Hasn’t Stolen From

Read More »
man standing in front of rugby field and weetbix box

Local Weetbix Fiend Still Hopeful For All Blacks Call Up

Read More »
one eyed cantab in TAB with game odds and pic of 2023 champion crusaders

Chiefs Favourites To Beat Crusaders: One Eyed Cantab Not Angry At TAB Just Disappointed

Read More »
man sitting on couch watching free to air cricket

FREE TO AIR CRICKET: Grown Man Stoked To Not Have To Use Parents’ SkyGo For Once

Read More »
virat kohli and kane williamson with economics in the background

Indian Economy In Trouble Following Widening Gap Between Kane Williamson And Virat Kohli

Read More »
Kane Williamson on twenty dollar note

Rogue Cricket Fan Working At Reserve Bank Prints Off $100k Worth Of King Kane Twenties

Read More »
pink haired woman laughing at cricket

Smug Millennial Interrupts Test Cricket Viewers With Textbook “Who’s Winning?” Enquiry

Read More »
man watching cricket on tv, thinking about 1999 black caps

Local Bloke Enjoying Free-To-Air Cricket Like It’s 1999

Read More »
elderly man holding head thinking about the ACC at the black clash cricket match

Older Gentleman Decides To Enjoy Black Clash Cricket Match Despite “Those Clowns In The Commentary”

Read More »
Page1 Page2 Page3 Page4 Page5
DISCLAIMER: NZ satire and NZ comedy have a long tradition. The Whakataki Times is a satirical news meme website, which means the stories and memes are made up for comedic effect.