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Man holding cricket bat in rebel sport and thinking about practicing a shot

Man Remarkably Holds Bat In Rebel Sport Without Practicing His Forward Defence

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warriors fan tweeting "Up the warriors, our year #letsgonewarriors" with image of warriors team.

Opening Win For Warriors Triggers Avalanche Of “Our Year” Social Media Posts

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All Black coach Ian Foster outside NZ Rugby HQ

Foster Tells NZ Rugby To Shove It Up Their Arse

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one eyed cantab Craig Chamberlain in a padded room in a straight jacket.

One Eyed Cantab Checks Into Mental Hospital As He Can’t Believe The Crusaders Losing Is Part Of Reality

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one eyed cantab at TAB with framed picture of crusaders winning super rugby

One Eyed Cantab Confused At TAB Offering Odds On Teams Other Than The Crusaders Winning Super Rugby

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one eyed cantab thinking about Scott Robertson as ABs coach.

RAZOR RUMOUR: One-Eyed Cantab Spotted In Hagley Park Winking At People

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One eyed cantabrian in front of the Team Rugby T20 team.

BLACK CLASH BACKLASH: One Eyed Cantab Calling For Team Rugby To Be Completely Replaced With Current Crusaders Players

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Doctor standing in front of alternative commentary collective.

Cardiologist Predicts Spike In Blood Pressure In Over 65s During Alternative Cricket Commentary

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Dave Rennie and Wallabies looking dejected.

CLEARLY NOT IN NEW ZEALAND: Rugby Coach Sacked Due To Team Underperforming

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Cricketer Chris Harris in front of Prince Harry Books.

Disappointment As Newly Released Book Is Not About The Real Prince Harry

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