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Man in crusaders jersey after falling off barstool

Local Bloke Falls Off Barstool In Surprise After Finding Out The Crusaders Made The Final

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bloke on the couch with Maroons jersey

“I Bleed Maroon” Says Kiwi With No Connection To Australia

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Man being tackled in rugby

“Scoreline Didn’t Reflect How We Played” Lies Bloke Who Just Lost 80-0

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man shows himself red card in mirror

Local Bloke Red Cards Himself From Watching The Warriors For Four Weeks

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Man thinking about Warriors and Crusaders

Local Bloke Thinks He’s In An Alternate Universe After Warriors Win And Crusaders Lose

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Warriors fan sitting on couch

Warriors Fan Breathes Easy In The Knowledge That Surely It Won’t Be As Bad As Last Week

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Will Jordan scoring try for Crusaders as hapless Waratahs look on

Aussie Super Rugby Teams Offered ‘Mercy Rule’ To Avoid Total Humiliation By Kiwis This Weekend

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Beauden Barrett rolling his eyes

Beauden Barrett’s Eyeballs Get Stuck During Eye-roll After Inevitable Media Question About Battle With Mo’unga 

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Sonny Bill shoulder charge for the bulldogs

Local Bloke YouTubes Bulldogs-Era SBW Highlights Following Boxing Knockout

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man on phone betting on the crusaders

Man Places Radical $20 TAB Bet On The Crusaders To Win

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