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Woman driving with incorrect time on clock

Local Woman Refuses To Adjust Clock Time In Her Car

Putin as a schoolboy liar

Known School Liar Continues To Tear The Fabric Of His Own Reality

angry guy at party being judged

Weird Angry Guy At Party That Everyone’s Telling To Calm Down Refuses To Calm Down

man next to toys all over floor

New Dad Accepts Toys All Over The Floor As ‘The New Normal’

Girl with Zoi poster on bedroom wall

“Ha Fuck You Elsa” Says Dad As Daughter Replaces Frozen Poster With Zoi Sadowsky-Synnott

Hungover man

Bleary-Eyed Local Confirms That Midweek Crafties’ll Bloody Getcha

John Leighton in office

New General Manager Upholds Te Tiriti By Starting The Day Off With A Friendly “Morayna”

Tara Harris with her hands on her head trying to find out what NFTs are by googling on her phone

REPORT: ‘What the Fuck Are NFTs?’ Asks Everyone

Chris Hipkins digging a hole

Local Landscaper Keen To Lock In Hole-Digging Expert

Tova O'Brien Job offer

Low Level Regional Newspaper Hoping Very Available Journo Can Add Some Star Power

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