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Ashley Bloomfield out drinking and hungover

ASH’S HANGOVER: Bloomfield Suffering After Leaving Drinks And Damaging Night Out

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Confused man at TAB

INFLATION CRISIS: Cost Of $10 Punt At The TAB Blows Out To $10.70

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Clueless boyfriend unsure if partner wants engagement ring

Auckland Woman’s Repeated Hints To Get Engaged Still Not Getting Through To Oblivious Boyfriend

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boy making matariki stars with mum

Public Servant Parents Desperately Try To Teach Their Four Year Old About The Meaning Of Matariki

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Woman standing next to sold sign for home.

21 Year Old Buys First Home Through Hard Work, Determination And Oh No Wait Her Dad Bought It

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empty TVNZ Breakfast couch

TVNZ Agrees Breakfast Show Would Be Easier To Manage With Just An Empty Couch

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Man disgusted by coke zero drinks

Two “Undrinkable” Coke Flavours To Be Replaced With One “Very Undrinkable” Flavour

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Man thinking about Speights beer or pokies

Bloke Ponders What He’ll Spend His 27 Bucks On To Escape Reality

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Woman fantasising about cheesemaking in supermarket

Woman At Supermarket Considers The Set Up Costs Of A Home Cheese Making Operation

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Ram raid criminals caught on camera

Gen Z Kids Reckon Large Scale Theft Will Be Great For The Socials

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