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NZTA Confirms Transmission Gully Opening Was An Early April Fools Prank

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Fake news transmission gully

FAKE NEWS ALERT: Reports Of Delayed Transmission Gully Actually Opening

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Older Gentleman Determined To Keep Scanning In Everywhere

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Australian man outraged at petrol price

WTF?: Australia Complains About 91 Unleaded at $2.21 Per Litre

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Smiling cyclist

Smile Unable To Be Wiped From Cyclist’s Face As Petrol Prices Soar

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three female law interns

Summer Interns at Wellington Law Firm Thrilled To Report Zero Sexual Harassment

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fire at parliament

“Good Fucking Riddance” Says Nation

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Mask-Wearers Passing By Parliament Mainly Trying To Block Out The Smell Of Poos And Wees

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man at protests alongside Russian rocket attack

Freedom Enthusiast Reckons Maybe Vaccine Mandates Aren’t So Bad Compared To Military Conscription

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school girl screaming next to new car

BIRTHDAY DISASTER! Disappointed Rangi Ruru Girls Student Receives New BMW Instead of Keys To First Home

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