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SHOCKING REVELATION: Leaked Report Shows Wellington Water Shortage Due To All The Leaky Pipes

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Wellingtonians Hoping Water Restrictions Will Mean They Shut Down The Bloody Bucket Fountain

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Embattled Radio New Zealand Takes Comfort In The Knowledge That No One’s Listening Anyway

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Man Who Never Takes Showers Thriving Amid Cost Of Living Crisis

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Ram Raider Pulls Over For Police Car Instead Of Thinking He Was Playing Grand Theft Auto

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Mai FM Host Outraged That Helping Criminals Cover Up Crime Is Also Considered Crime

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Aucklander Totally Unmoved By Constant Heckling About Being From Auckland

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Gore Council Succeeds In Making Gore Slightly Interesting To Rest Of New Zealand

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protesters stuck to the road in Wellington

Wellington Motorists Recommended To Keep Bottle Of Acetone In The Car For Removing Those Pesky Protesters

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AUSSIE VAPE BAN: Kiwi Vape Shop Owner Crossing The Ditch To Start A Life Of Crime

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