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NZRU tramping on Stewart Island

New Zealand Rugby Leadership Ditch All Devices And Go Tramping On Stewart Island

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Pink haired woman smirking with All Blacks loss in the background

Smug Millennial Says She’s “Kinda Glad The All Blacks Lost”

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Man looking at phone with All Blacks in background

Sports Betting Mastermind Tips Sevu Reece And Jordie Barrett For First Try Scorer

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Satisfied man lying in bed watching All Blacks

Local Bloke So Satisfied With The All Blacks He Can Barely Feel His Hangover

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Confused mum alongside current all blacks and Dan Carter holding world cup

Local Mum Tipped To Once Again Interrupt All Blacks Game To Ask If Dan Carter’s Playing

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Damian McKenzie smiling as he lines up a kick, with woman looking at him

Local Woman Desperately Missing Damian McKenzie Who Is Unavailable For All Blacks Selection

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razor robertson holding negative RAT test and today's newspaper

NZRU Receives Negative RAT Test Allegedly Belonging To Razor Robertson

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man goes to bed and leaves origin on tv

LATE KICK OFF: Kiwi Origin Fan Likely To Give Up And Go To Bed At Halftime

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Scott Robertson next to super rugby trophies

Scott Robertson Only Five More Super Rugby Titles Away From Being Considered For All Blacks Job

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Scott Robertson loading cardboard onto bus

Razor Loads Up Flattened Cardboard Boxes Into The Team Bus Just In Case Eden Park’s No Good For Breakdancing

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