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NZ Rugby Considers Expansion Into Earthworks Industry After Digging Themselves A Massive Hole

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One-Eyed Cantab Unclenches Jaw As Mo’unga Confirmed To Start

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Man looking sheepish with Manchester United losing in the background

Kiwi Manchester United Fan Reckons He’s “Not Really Following It Much This Year Ay”

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Ian Foster outside Lotto shop

LUCKIEST MAN IN NEW ZEALAND: Foster A Strong Chance To Win Powerball This Weekend

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REPORT: NZ Rugby No Longer Interested In Results

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calm man with All Blacks winning in the background

Middle New Zealander Reports Marked Improvement In General Wellness After All Blacks Win

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one eyed cantab with Richie Mounga in foreground

One-Eyed Cantab Says “It’s About Bloody Time Mo’unga Got A Start.”

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foster next to political poll

Foster Lucky His Lack Of Public Support Doesn’t Have Polling Data Backing It Up 

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All Blacks fan with Steinlager giving the thumbs up

Bloke Who Started Drinking At Four Reckons He’s Staying Up For The All Blacks

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close up of dad, with npc rugby in the background

Local Dad Educates Son About Why NPC Is The Only Real Rugby Left

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