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one eyed cantab with Richie Mounga in foreground

One-Eyed Cantab Says “It’s About Bloody Time Mo’unga Got A Start.”

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foster next to political poll

Foster Lucky His Lack Of Public Support Doesn’t Have Polling Data Backing It Up 

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All Blacks fan with Steinlager giving the thumbs up

Bloke Who Started Drinking At Four Reckons He’s Staying Up For The All Blacks

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close up of dad, with npc rugby in the background

Local Dad Educates Son About Why NPC Is The Only Real Rugby Left

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Scott Robertson in suitcase

Razor Stuffs Himself Into Sam Whitelock’s Suitcase Just In Case

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Razor Robertson dancing in front of Rugby World Cup

Photoshopped Picture Of Razor Next To World Cup Handed To NZRU To Illustrate An Obvious Point

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Ian Foster engulfed in flames

Report: NZ Rugby Says Everything Is Just Fine

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NZRU tramping on Stewart Island

New Zealand Rugby Leadership Ditch All Devices And Go Tramping On Stewart Island

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Pink haired woman smirking with All Blacks loss in the background

Smug Millennial Says She’s “Kinda Glad The All Blacks Lost”

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Man looking at phone with All Blacks in background

Sports Betting Mastermind Tips Sevu Reece And Jordie Barrett For First Try Scorer

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