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Great News! Inflation Is Down, Which Means The Cost Of Everything Only Went Up By 1.2% This Time!

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Young Couple Who Quietly Bought Their First Home Without Going On About It Now Being Hounded By Stuff Journalists

Local Woman Who Can’t Keep A Pot Plant Alive Now Talking About Getting Chickens

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“WHAT YEAR IS IT?”: Woman Wakes Up From Food Coma She’s Been In Since Christmas

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Local Man Who Had Work In The Morning Did Not Look At Lunar Eclipse

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Local Dad Defies All Odds With Seamless Login Without Forgetting Password

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Local Dad Reckons He’s Finally Got The Lawns Under Control

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CALLING A SPADE A SPADE: Local Accounting Firm Re-labels “Mental Health” Days As “CBF” Days

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Man Out For A Run Avoids Other Footpath Users By Putting On A Big Step Off The Right

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Local Dad Admits The Mess In The Garage Has Gotten Away On Him Again

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