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Normally Kind Old Lady Gets Behind The Wheel And Unleashes Torrent Of Expletives At Multiple Drivers

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Bloke On Hold For Over An Hour Beginning To Doubt That His Call Is Important To Them

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Man Sitting On Train Uses Power Of Positive Thinking To Stop People From Sitting Down Next To Him

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Local Mum Opens Microwave To Discover Cup Of Cold Forgotten Coffee

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Great News! Inflation Is Down, Which Means The Cost Of Everything Only Went Up By 1.2% This Time!

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Young Couple Who Quietly Bought Their First Home Without Going On About It Now Being Hounded By Stuff Journalists

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Local Woman Who Can’t Keep A Pot Plant Alive Now Talking About Getting Chickens

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“WHAT YEAR IS IT?”: Woman Wakes Up From Food Coma She’s Been In Since Christmas

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Local Man Who Had Work In The Morning Did Not Look At Lunar Eclipse

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Local Dad Defies All Odds With Seamless Login Without Forgetting Password

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