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“All Blacks XV Should Just Be Replaced By The Canterbury Team” – Chamberlain

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One Eyed Cantab Furious That No Canterbury Loosies Are In The End Of Year Tour Squad

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Warriors Fan Now Saying He’s “Always Had A Soft Spot For The Eels”

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GRAND FINAL WEEKEND: Kiwi League Fan Naturally Youtubes Benji Marshall’s 2005 Grand Final Flick Pass

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ONE WERE WARRIORS: New Sponsorship Deal Means All Warriors Games Will Now Be On Channel One

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Local Dad Relieved To Watch A Stress-Free All Blacks Match Where They Absolutely Dominate

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“WTF Is This?” Asks Kiwi Who Still Can’t Explain Rugby’s Scrum Resets And Turnover Penalties

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Local Man Consciously Shifts Focus From Depressing World News To The Rugby

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One-Eyed Cantab Holds Onto Hope That All Blacks Selectors Will Recall Matt Todd

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Graham Bell with Darcy Swain in the background

Graham Bell Allegedly Returning To Police Ten 7 Just So He Can Call Darcy Swain A ‘Scruffy Mindless Thug’

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