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pink haired millennial in stable thinking about horse with riding crop

REVEALED: Anti-Whipping Anti-Horseracing Activist Actually Enjoys A Bit Of Whipping Herself

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man in his 50s standing outside house in Thames New Zealand.

Loud Person With Opinion From Small Town Selected For Local News Story

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scientist examining beer with rooftop bar in background

EVOLUTIONARY SCIENCE: Warmth And Sunlight During Afternoon Stimulates Brain’s Biological Urge For A Beer

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Christchurch Friend Group Analyses Newcomer’s High School Resume Before Extending Friendship

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man shopping at pak n save, thinking that his house could be on fire.

Determined Shopper Absolutely Losing It Over Fears He Left The Oven On

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stern looking mother in front of fish and chip shop

Widespread Anger As Mum Shuts Down Calls For Fish And Chips For Dinner

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man in kitchen with slow cooker

Man Who Enjoyed Slow Cooker Meal Seven Months Ago Still Hasn’t Had Another One

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Man in cafe thinking about the capers in his bagel

Humble Kiwi Challenged By Realisation He Does Actually Like Capers

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Man standing in Whitcoulls book shop with spot the dog in the foreground.

New Dad Browsing Whitcoulls Happy To See That This Guy’s Still Smashing It

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woman in open plan office

Woman Shows She’s Down To Earth By Starting Group Email With “Hey Guys”

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