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Woman cuddling sad-looking dog.

“My Dog is My Closest Friend” Claims Woman Whose Pet Clearly Resents Her

Man working at his desk while thinking of beers.

Office Employee’s Top Priority For Friday Morning Is Gauging Numbers For Work Drinks

woman texting about dirty dishes on the bench

Flatmate Fires Through Another Passive Aggressive Message To The Group Chat About Dishes

woman crying with cocktail and 30th birthday balloons

Millennial Defies Ageing By Behaving Like Spoilt Child on 30th Birthday

Man wincing with the 2022 Melbourne Cup winner in the background, along with a thought bubble with the Back to the Future movie in it.

Local Bloke Once Again Walks Away From Melbourne Cup Wishing He Had A Time Machine

Pink haired woman in front of horse that jockey is about to mount with whip

REVEALED: Anti-Whipping Anti-Horseracing Activist Actually Enjoys A Bit Of Whipping Herself

man offering chewing gum to trick or treaters

Man Disappoints Trick-Or-Treating Kids By Offering Sticks Of Extra Sugarfree Chewing Gum

air nz flight attendant with sickbag in background

Sick Bag On Plane Actually Just For Those Passengers Who Happen To Be Viciously Hungover

woman watching netflix on laptop in bed

Woman Who Was Always Going To Waste Her Saturday On Netflix Pounces On Rainy Day Excuse

woman frightened by mall xmas decorations put up by manager

HALLOWEEN SCARE: Mall Manager Reports That What’s Frightening Customers The Most Is The October Christmas Decorations

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