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Millennial Reaches Middle Age After Finding Out Scribe’s The Crusader Is Twenty Years Old

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Hot Girl With Good iPhone Predicts Success As Instagram Influencer

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Smug Millennial Maxes Out Smugness Saying She “Can’t Understand Why People Even Like Taylor Swift”

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Harry And Meghan Plotting Divorce So They Can Get Some Netflix Content Out Of It

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Bloke Who Graduated In 2012 Still Searching For Bargains On Vic Deals

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Kiwi Woman Sick And Tired Of Watching Friends Frolicking Around In European Summer

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Two Blokes Who Crack Joke Between Themselves Now Believe They Should Start A Podcast

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Trendy Sunday Morning Walkers Play A Straight Bat With Black Tights And Puffer Jacket Combo

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Smug Millennial Derails Enjoyable Discussion About Super Rugby By Saying “Oh Are We Talking About Sportsball?”

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Wellington Eco-Warrior Obsessed With Emissions Happily Blows Nicotine Vape Clouds Into Atmosphere

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