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Public Servant Tacks On “Going Forward” To End Of Sentence To Increase Perceived Intelligence

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Aucklander Continues To Say Traffic Isn’t That Bad, Despite Reality

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Local Teen Who Enjoyed Harry Potter As A Child Moves On With Life As An Adult

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Wellington Eco Warrior Cancels Coffee Date After Forgetting Keep Cup

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Woman Claims Short Week Feels Long Because She’s Tried To Cram More In

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Woman Who Successfully Makes Smoothie In Blender Convinced She Is Now A Nutrition Influencer

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REVEALED: Scribe’s “Not Many” Inspired By Forks Going Missing In The Break Room

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King’s College Student Intrigued By The Idea That There’s a “Cost” Of Living

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Local Bloke Refers Back To Shihad Song To Calculate Daylight Saving Changes

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ONE TEAM: Office Staff Bond Over Shared Hatred For The Company

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