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Dad Visiting Daughter Instinctively Asks When She Last Checked Her Oil

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Wet Weather Aggravates Local Dad Who Hasn’t Been Able To Get The Lawns Done

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Man On Train Makes Eye Contact, Smiles And Says Hello To Metlink Passenger Operator

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Man Who Has Not Been To The Gym In Months Fraudulently Carries Around Red CityFitness Bag

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“I Need A Coffee First” Says Woman Who Continues To Put Off Doing Any Work

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Man Returning From Holiday Quietly Relieved His Home Hasn’t Been Totally Ransacked By Criminals

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Normally Kind Old Lady Gets Behind The Wheel And Unleashes Torrent Of Expletives At Multiple Drivers

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Bloke On Hold For Over An Hour Beginning To Doubt That His Call Is Important To Them

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Man Sitting On Train Uses Power Of Positive Thinking To Stop People From Sitting Down Next To Him

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Local Mum Opens Microwave To Discover Cup Of Cold Forgotten Coffee

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