• Home
  • Sport
  • Culture
  • Politics
  • General news
red head woman at laptop in office thinking about her cold flat

Paid For Office Heating Lures Fully Remote Worker Away From Cold Damp Flat

Read More »
man sitting at desk in office thinking about clearing out his desk with cardboard box

Public Service Bureaucrat Secretly Fantasises About Being Made Redundant

Read More »
dripping wet man in cafe

Wet, Whiny Wellingtonian Whines About Being Called Wet And Whiny

Read More »
michael wood with full rubbish bin in the kitchen

Michael Wood Has Still Not Taken Out Rubbish After Being Asked 12 Times

Read More »
dad with cup of coffee talking to daughter about car in background.

Dad Visiting Daughter Instinctively Asks When She Last Checked Her Oil

Read More »
man looking out window thinking about grass

Wet Weather Aggravates Local Dad Who Hasn’t Been Able To Get The Lawns Done

Read More »
man smiling on train with metlink passenger operator

Man On Train Makes Eye Contact, Smiles And Says Hello To Metlink Passenger Operator

Read More »
man with city fitness bag in palmy's Square

Man Who Has Not Been To The Gym In Months Fraudulently Carries Around Red CityFitness Bag

Read More »
woman drinking coffee at desk.

“I Need A Coffee First” Says Woman Who Continues To Put Off Doing Any Work

Read More »
man relaxed as tv is still in place.

Man Returning From Holiday Quietly Relieved His Home Hasn’t Been Totally Ransacked By Criminals

Read More »
Page1 Page2 Page3 Page4 Page5
DISCLAIMER: NZ satire and NZ comedy have a long tradition. The Whakataki Times is a satirical news meme website, which means the stories and memes are made up for comedic effect.