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man drinking in bar with thought bubble about the queen

HERE’S TO THE QUEEN!: In Memory Of Queen Elizabeth II, Local Bloke Heads To Work Drinks An Hour Early

woman shocked by boy on monkey bars

Late School Pick Up Lays Foundation for Long-Term Emotional Issues

man sprinting in street

Morning Jog, Late Drama: Local Bloke Pins The Ears Back For Final Hundy

annoyed woman in kitchen with blackened frozen bananas

Local Woman Continues Lie That She Will Make Banana Bread

Man listening to headphones with phone with Spotify and IRD logos

TIGHTENING THE BELT: Local Man Cancels Spotify Premium And Jams IRD Hold Music Instead

Team leader writing email

Team Leader’s Popularity Through The Roof After Email Reminder About Putting Dirty Dishes In The Dishwasher

Man sitting in aeroplane emergency exit row with head in his hands

Hungover Passenger Unprepared For Emergency Exit Row Responsibility

screaming teacher

Local Teacher’s Biggest Regret Was Becoming A Teacher

Man struggling to open Whittakers peanut slab

Jaws Of Life Called Upon To Open Whittakers Peanut Slab

Distressed woman crouching in kitchen

LE SNAK CANCELLED. Local Mum Forced To Spend 30 Seconds Slicing Cheese To Go With Crackers

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