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Local Dad Reckons He’s Finally Got The Lawns Under Control

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CALLING A SPADE A SPADE: Local Accounting Firm Re-labels “Mental Health” Days As “CBF” Days

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Man sidestepping footpath users

Man Out For A Run Avoids Other Footpath Users By Putting On A Big Step Off The Right

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Local Dad Admits The Mess In The Garage Has Gotten Away On Him Again

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HERE’S TO THE QUEEN!: In Memory Of Queen Elizabeth II, Local Bloke Heads To Work Drinks An Hour Early

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Late School Pick Up Lays Foundation for Long-Term Emotional Issues

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Morning Jog, Late Drama: Local Bloke Pins The Ears Back For Final Hundy

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annoyed woman in kitchen with blackened frozen bananas

Local Woman Continues Lie That She Will Make Banana Bread

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Man listening to headphones with phone with Spotify and IRD logos

TIGHTENING THE BELT: Local Man Cancels Spotify Premium And Jams IRD Hold Music Instead

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Team Leader’s Popularity Through The Roof After Email Reminder About Putting Dirty Dishes In The Dishwasher

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