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Christchurch Woman Rated As Socially Acceptable After Correctly Answering The “What School Did You Go To?” Question

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Local Woman Expects Instagram DM Blow Up After Bikini Post At The Beach

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man with flowers outside New World supermarket

Man Smashes Last Year’s Valentine’s Effort By Picking Up The Last Bouquet Left Sitting There At New World

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man changing song on phone while others party

Man Annoys The Hell Out Of Party Goers By Constantly Changing Songs Halfway Through

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Girl working at laptop

WFH Introvert Happily Works Until 11 o’clock Before Realising It’s A Public Holiday

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grown man with large super soaker

Christchurch Dad Welcomes The Hot Weather By Thrashing Kids With New Super Soaker

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Paul Tito running the ball up the guts, with Ed Sheeran playing guitar in foreground.

Ed Sheeran Becomes The Most Ginger Person To Play At The Cake Tin Since Paul Tito

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drongo bird giving press conference with wayne brown in foreground

Australian Drongo Bird Annoyed About Being Lumped In With New Zealand Media

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Epsom girls student sailing boat at school

BACK TO SCHOOL:  Epsom Girls Grammar Student Sails The Family Yacht To School

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wayne brown hitting journalist with tennis racket

“BUGGER OFF DRONGOS”: Journalist Hit By Old Man With Tennis Racket

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