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man running but thinking about all the beers from last night.

Local Man Believes The 12 Beers Ravaging His Insides Will Vanish After A Sluggish 5k Run

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man looking at his uber receipt on his phone.

Bloke Who Swears He Was Home Before Midnight Gets Uber Email Receipt For 1:34AM

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woman tries to remain calm as bus drives past not in service.

Metlink Wellington Buses Mostly On Time As Late Ones Are Cancelled

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smiling woman at gym.

Gym Junkie Shocks Friend Group By Initiating Non-Gym-Related Conversation

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Man looking at auckland sky tower

Auckland Sky Tower Stands As Constant Reminder To Aucklanders That They’re In Auckland

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man holding phone with twitter logos in the background.

Wellington Man Puts His Wellbeing First By Ripping Into People He Doesn’t Like On Twitter

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woman with wine watching MAFS

Intelligent Woman Confidently Justifies Watching MAFS By Saying “It’s Just Nice To Switch My Brain Off”

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Confused man looking at phone while on K Road

Visitor To Auckland Fails To Find ‘K Road’ On Google Maps

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man on laptop with netflix branding in background

Netflix Cracks Down On Users But Forgets That People Can Actually Just Use The Internet To Download Shit

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man stressing out in front of recycling truck.

Eco Warrior Up All Night Worrying That The Container He Put In The Recycling Bin Was The Wrong Kind Of Plastic

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