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man with tupac poster and jack daniels bottles.

SHE’S A KEEPER: Woman Allegedly Impressed by Millennial Man’s Collection of Spirit Bottles And Tupac Posters

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man picking up blue powerade at supermarket.

Local Bloke Leans In To Tomorrow’s Hangover With Pre-Purchased Blue Powerade

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man scratching head with palmy boys marching in the background.

Palmy Boys Old Boy Attempts To Explain Club Marching

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man slumped at desk with berocca

Man Hoping He Can Cancel Out Weekend Of Binge Drinking By Having One Berocca

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tired couple on couch behind very awake two year old boy.

SEIZE THE DAY: Parents Thrilled That Two Year Old Is Up At 6 To Tackle Sunday Head On

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Woman at bar checking over her shoulder.

Woman At Work Drinks Does Quick Shoulder Check Before Unleashing What She Really Thinks Of Team Leader

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Elon Musk with Twitter dog in the foreground.

TRIMMING THE FAT: Elon Musk Gives Twitter’s Underperforming Therapy Dog The Chop

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Man deleting facebook app on phone.

Bloke Who’s Sick Of Being Tagged In Facebook Posts Nukes His Account

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Man rolling his eyes while other man digs in garden.

Only Homeowner In Millennial Friend Group Annoys The Rest With Gardening Chat

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ladies drinking champagne at the races

NZ CUP DAY: Christchurch Race Goers Look Forward To Being Comfortably Steamed At 10:37 AM

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