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Chris Hipkins digging a hole

Local Landscaper Keen To Lock In Hole-Digging Expert

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Tova O'Brien Job offer

Low Level Regional Newspaper Hoping Very Available Journo Can Add Some Star Power

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Steve Morgan forgetting face mask in street.

Remembering Face Mask A Step Too Far On Top Of Wallet, Keys and Phone

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Simon Marshall with his head in his hands with blue Powerade nearby.

Man In Office With Blue Powerade Signals Midweek Hangover

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Sophie White applying her fake tan poorly and her scenes from her subsequent funeral.

Woman Pronounces Herself Dead After Botched Fake Tan

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Dave McMillan in a comatose state after four beers in the sun.

Man Heavily Sedated After Four Beers In The Sun

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Man sweating looking for wifi password on router

Man Feels Like He’s Defused A Bomb After Successfully Entering Wifi Password On Back of Router

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Uncle Darryl cuts to the chase and gets insanely drunk at Christmas

Uncle Cuts To The Chase And Gets Insanely Drunk and Obnoxious At Christmas Lunch

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local relieved about RnV postponement

Local Bloke Shredding For RnV Not Tracking Well And Relieved With Postponement

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Lawyer and equestrian breaking lockdown rules at Whakataki Lakes

Really, Really Unpredictable Outcome For Rich, Privileged Aucklanders

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