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cat sitting outside home at christmas time.

Ungrateful Cat Doesn’t Bother Showing Up For Christmas Even Though We Got Him A Present

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couple with santa hats and mitre 10 voucher

Christmas Anger Predicted If New Home Owners Do Not Receive Mitre 10 Vouchers

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tired boy looking out window for santa

Strung Out 7-Year-Old Enters Seventh Night on Santa Watch

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woman practicing omg in the mirror

Secret Santa Snob Begins Rehearsals of “OMG, I Love It!”

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woman alone in flat

“All I Want For Christmas Is To Be Left TF Alone”

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slightly out of shape man with shirt off at rhythm and vines

Man Once Again Leaves It Too Late To Start Shredding For Rhythm

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man looking bewildered in lululemon shop

Bloke Looking Pretty Clueless Shopping Around Lululemon For Girlfriend’s Christmas Present

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confused man with messages about bbq to fb marketplace

Facebook Marketplace Lowballer Confused To Be Denied After Only Offering 10% Of Asking Price

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man stepping people on lambton quay, with a 1996 christian cullen in foreground

Man In Rush To Do Christmas Shopping Sidesteps Through Footpath Congestion Like A 1996 Cullen

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santa reading letters with cigarettes in foreground

Major Uptick In Children Asking Santa For A Pack Of Darts

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