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Man wincing with the 2022 Melbourne Cup winner in the background, along with a thought bubble with the Back to the Future movie in it.

Local Bloke Once Again Walks Away From Melbourne Cup Wishing He Had A Time Machine

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Pink haired woman in front of horse that jockey is about to mount with whip

REVEALED: Anti-Whipping Anti-Horseracing Activist Actually Enjoys A Bit Of Whipping Herself

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man offering chewing gum to trick or treaters

Man Disappoints Trick-Or-Treating Kids By Offering Sticks Of Extra Sugarfree Chewing Gum

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air nz flight attendant with sickbag in background

Sick Bag On Plane Actually Just For Those Passengers Who Happen To Be Viciously Hungover

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woman watching netflix on laptop in bed

Woman Who Was Always Going To Waste Her Saturday On Netflix Pounces On Rainy Day Excuse

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woman frightened by mall xmas decorations put up by manager

HALLOWEEN SCARE: Mall Manager Reports That What’s Frightening Customers The Most Is The October Christmas Decorations

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man tapping watch at office, wanting to go for drinks

Disengaged Public Servant Keeps Pushing Work Drinks Earlier And Earlier Each Friday

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pink haired hipster girl in front of six60 live show

Smug Wellington Hipster Drafts Scathing Twitter Attack Ahead Of Six60 Concert

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Man thinking about empty toilet roll

Massey Students Forced To Get Creative After Six Days Of No Toilet Paper In Flat

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woman happily sitting in the kitchen and can be seen through hole in the wall by husband

Local Woman Takes Sledgehammer To Wall After Rush Of Blood To The Head From Watching The Block

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