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Man looking at phone in furniture shop

Bloke Who Received Rare Text Message Disappointed To Discover It Is Again Just From His Telco

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man in shorts in snow

POLAR BLAST: South Islander Still Rocking The Stubbies And Jandals

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man smiling at phone while at TAB

Bloke Who Crows About TAB Wins Remains Pretty Damn Quiet On All Those Losses

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man on rainbow crossing getting blown by wind

Wellingtonian Lulled Into A False Sense Of Security By Sunny Day Gets Blasted By Strong Nor’ Wester

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woman dropping phone down the side of car seat

Woman Cuts To The Chase And Purposely Drops Phone Down The Side Of Her Car Seat

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Wayde Moore

SHOCK REVELATION: Fuck Boy On Fuck Boy Island Turns Out To Be A Real Scumbag

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man in front of argentinian food truck

Local Bloke Just Getting His Food Truck Business Off The Ground Really Stoked About Another Public Holiday

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man reluctant about wearing david bain jersey

Dunedin Bloke With Part Time Newspaper Delivery Job A Bit Reluctant To Wear The New Jumper Nana Knitted Him

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man smiling with beers being clinked in the background

Local Bloke Enjoys A Few Beers In Town, Keeps GF In The Loop And Then Returns Home At A Reasonable Hour

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man at pokies

Teammate Who Still Owes Subs Happily Flushes A Hundy Down The Pokies

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