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Man Under The Impression That Bouncer Won’t Notice The 12 Beers He’s Just Deleted

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FOOLED AGAIN: Air NZ Passenger Opens “Kia Ora” Magazine Thinking It Will Be Interesting

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Local Barista in Shock As Latte Lover Drastically Alters Order, Swapping In Oat Milk

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SHOCK REVELATION: Girl with Ravenclaw Tattoo Comes Out as Hufflepuff

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Otago Student Leaves Supermarket Trip Until After 8 PM When It’s Acceptable To Go In PJs And Dressing Gown

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“Let’s Just Go For One” Says Bloke About To Blow It All On Payday

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Tourist Ridiculed In Wellington CBD For Claiming That Wellington Could Be Beaten On A Good Day

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New Dad Too Tired To Know It’s Fathers’ Day

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Wellington Airport Refuses To Let Us Forget About Those Movies That Came Out Twenty Years Ago

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Bewildered Student Asks Flatmate “Do We Have A Flat Inspection?” After Seeing Him Using Vacuum

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