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Mystery woman on boat holding fish.

+Hr=E Announces New Fishing Show With Unconfirmed Female Host

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David seymour in parliament with his arrogant/prick pronouns.

David Seymour Updates Pronouns To Arrogant / Prick

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Christopher Luxon with Jacinda Ardern in debating chamber behind him.

Ardern Relieved Microphone Didn’t Pick Her Up Calling Luxon A “Bald-Headed Dickhead”

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Gaurav Sharma laughing at Labour's poll results on TV

Gaurav Sharma Hit With Noise Complaint About His “Loud And Uncontrollable Laughter”

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Jacinda Ardern in Antarctica with penguins.

MORE POOR POLLING: Ardern Schedules Second Trip To Antarctica In The Hope That She Polls Better With Penguins

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Jacinda Ardern, Grant Robertson and Chris Hipkins with headgear extracting brain fog from their minds.

Labour Turns Down Fog Cannon Requests And Offers Their Own Brain Fog Instead

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Luxon in lounge where ram raid has happened

Luxon Hoping That The “Make It 16” Campaigners Don’t Try To Ram Raid His House

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Ardern wearing skellerup gumboots at WOW

Ardern Models New Red Rim Skellerups That She’ll Kick Farmers In The Guts With

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Willie Jackson with FBoy Island branding in the background and TVNZ buildings

Willie Jackson Confirms New Public Media Entity Will Provide 24 Hour Fuckboy Island Coverage

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Ardern at world of wearable arts

Very Relatable, Down To Earth Prime Minister Appears As A Model In Premiere Fashion Show

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